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Monday, July 08, 2002


I don't want to turn into a Joe Bob page, but damn, he's funny. This is from his Week in Review for last week:
Shares in Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia have dropped 39 percent since Stewart's name was first connected to the ImClone investigation a month ago and she became a one-name tabloid favorite. It's not exactly clear how place mat and comforter sales are related to charges that she may be guilty of insider trading, but she doesn't appear to be too worried: she's still taking a $900,000 salary and a $300,000 annual bonus. This week she did fail to show up for her icebox pie segment on CBS' "The Early Show" after the network told her they were going to grill her instead of watching her grill. Responsible consumers who had pre-chilled their filling were livid.

Gotta love anyone picking on Martha and the decorating industrial complex.



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