Posted
7/09/2002 09:45:00 AM
by Douglas
When life imitates SNL
Janet Reno's Dance Party
She was such a good sport when she came on the SNL that last time and broke down the wall like Kool-Aid man, why on earth would she subject herself to such criticism? Does Loren Michales get a cut of this?
Too bad Janet doesn't do Janet Reno as well as Will Ferrell does Janet Reno. I think he'd make a better governor.
Janet is not your typical politician, nor is her campaign for governor a typical campaign," Reno campaign spokeswoman Nicole Harburger said Monday.
Typical? Here in Texas we remember a little thing called Waco, and before 1993, it was famous for Baptists and Dr. Pepper. Now it conjures up all kinds of images of a Seventh Day Adventists sect being attacked. I know that subject has been beaten to death, but I can't believe it hasn't done more to take any wind out of her "for the children" sails.
$25 to hang with Janet, P-Diddy, Rosie and Brittney? If only they'd all be there. . .