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Sunday, June 22, 2003


Does this sound like the beginning of a homoerotic novella, or a day in the life of the Aggie Corps?
A cascade of more than 300 others followed, as ax handles slapped against 27 backsides in the Parsons Mounted Cavalry hay barn.
Too close to call if you asked me.
The testimony threatens to paint an embarrassing portrait of the university.
Really? How could it be any more embarrassing that what they normally do? Any group of people that gets off on standing in the middle of a field and yelling for 90 minutes obviously doesn't have too much hidden pride. But this is the clincher:
"The fact is, A&M is an institution that publicly punishes what it has privately condoned for decades," said Brandon Baade, lawyer for Barrett Breedlove, one of the six juniors suing the school. "These students are being made into sacrificial lambs for the liberalization of A&M."
When you can't go after a specific person, go after The Liberals! Look, if you want to go to A&M and have your ass swatted in a group of guys all wearing the same clothes and the same haircut, I say let 'em. Just don't call a lawyer when the guy wearing the black leather mask makes your bottom too pink.



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