Posted
9/19/2003 07:02:00 AM
by Douglas
Women are more fertile if they drink
wine, or do they just get pregnant more often? They're certainly more fun than their "teetotaling sisters."
Reminds me of one of Kevin Nelon's SNL joke on Weekend Update:
"Researchers have released a version of the female condom that's 99% effective against pregnancy. It fits securely over her wine glass."