Posted
10/12/2003 07:47:00 PM
by Douglas
Kinky Friedman for Governor! "Don't forget, man's ability to delude himself is infinite." How could you possibly argue with such
wisdom as these three excellent points:
- Let's see what happens together
- How hard could it be?
- If you elect me the first Jewish governor, I'll reduce the speed limit to 54.95
Obviously, Kinky's got soundbite for every occasion, but top this one:
"But if Lance Armstrong and Willie Nelson stay out of the race, you're probably talking to the next governor of Texas"
Hell, he'd do just as good as Arnold.
"Some things are too important to be taken seriously, and this is one of them."
All this coming from the man that ran for Justice of the Peace in Kerrville under the slogan "I'll keep us out of war with Fredericksburg!" He didn't even win that election and he can claim that one as a victory.