Posted
11/26/2003 03:28:00 PM
by Douglas
What kind of idiot would try to introduce Tofurky, a fake Thanksgiving turkey make out of Tofu, in the town of
Turkey, Texas?"I'm not putting down tofu," Boles said. "I don't want anybody who likes tofu to get mad at me, but we're kind of old-fashioned here."
Well, duh. but it would been interesting if the "lettuce ladies" had shown up. Bob Wills would be proud.