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Monday, November 17, 2003


Who in the heck would ship an alligator through the mail? This story just raises more questions than it answers:
  • Why is a gator going from Milwaukee to Colorado?
  • What in the hell is a gator doing in Wisconsin? Won't they freeze? Not like Colorado is much better.
  • There's a gator preserve in Chicago? Are the gators aware of this? I thought they lived in the South for a reason.
  • Why is it OK to ship a 19 inch long gator? Seems like a gator under 20 inches is just as bad as one over 20.
But I guess this is worse. Shipping body parts through FedEx? Geez. Haven't these people ever heard of UPS? Also, it was only discovered that the package contained a body part after it started leaking. Uh, leaking what, exactly? I don't know what could be leaking out of a thawing, severed limb, but it ain't good.




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