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Thursday, December 11, 2003


"He sees you when you're drinking. He knows when you're .08." Santa better keep his fucking hands off me this holiday season and if he wants any blood, breath, or urine, that fat man better have a warrant.

What the world of drunk driving has been waiting for: A jingle. Of course. Why didn't we think of this before?

On a side note, why is Santa so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.



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