Posted
12/11/2003 05:50:00 PM
by Douglas
Men With Tiny Penises Race In Italy. That would have been the headline if I was writing one for
this story. An F-1 car and a Eurofighter Typhoon. The results aren't that surprising: the car won the short race of 600 meters (about 650 yards, in good Christian units), but since the plane can only stay on the ground for the first ¼ mile, the car didn't stand a chance. But that's hardly the point. Who the hell cares? Are there really enough fossil fuels in the world for this kind of idiocy?