Posted
12/11/2003 05:50:00 PM
by Douglas
Men With Tiny Penises Race In Italy. That would have been the headline if I was writing one for
this story. An F-1 car and a Eurofighter Typhoon. The results aren't that surprising: the car won the short race of 600 meters (about 650 yards, in good Christian units), but since the plane can only stay on the ground for the first ΒΌ mile, the car didn't stand a chance. But that's hardly the point. Who the hell cares? Are there really enough fossil fuels in the world for this kind of idiocy?