enthalpy

Tuesday, January 20, 2004


I think anyone that saw a snake in McDonald's would be noticeably alarmed. They might even attempt to flee. But even in the midst of a poisonous reptile, you really have to stay focused. Why risk an injury running from it when you can get bit and sue for the big money? $50,000? I'm sure that might seem like a lot, but I'm sure an actual snake bite would be worth at least a half a mil.

Too bad it didn't bite this pathetic waste of human skin.



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