Posted
1/20/2004 04:49:00 PM
by Douglas
I think anyone that saw a snake in McDonald's would be noticeably alarmed. They might even attempt to flee. But even in the midst of a poisonous reptile, you really have to stay focused. Why risk an injury
running from it when you can get bit and sue for the big money? $50,000? I'm sure that might seem like a lot, but I'm sure an actual snake bite would be worth at least a half a mil.
Too bad it didn't bite this pathetic waste of human skin.