Posted
1/02/2004 08:16:00 PM
by Douglas
Take that, Detroit, ya mouth-breathing
gastropods. Even though Houston is in the #2 spot, this is still complete and utter crap. There's only one way to determine the "fattest city," and that's ass diameter.
Men's Fitness uses 14 categories to determine the fattest cities, including the number of health clubs and sporting goods stores and the number of fast food and ice cream and doughnut shops per capita, air quality, climate, television viewing trends and availability of health care.
That's like saying people in a town with more barber shops have better hair. Why do people still care about this crap?