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Thursday, January 08, 2004


This is the end. The end of civilization as we know it. Some idiot asshat sues Wal-Mart for dropping a jar on his foot.

Maybe it's going to far in the other direction, but is it too much to call for the stoning death of people like this? I think we should start with a 32-ounce jar of Miracle Whip, a 46-ounce bottle of ketchup, three 15-ounce cans of fruit, an 18-ounce bottle of ranch dressing and a 12-ounce bottle of mustard.

Yeah, that should do it.



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