Posted
2/02/2004 06:36:00 PM
by Douglas
As a professional journalist, how do you get an assignment from
The Houston Chronicle to review the area's
strip clubs? You know these guys' mothers are saving a scrap book of their by-lines. How proud they must be to see their prodigal son review Rick's and determine, through a thoughtful evaluation process that utilized their intense training they received with their journalism degrees, that Peaches is the best blonde stripper, and Jenna is the best brunette.
Although most guys would really like to be able to go to a strip club and have their company pick up the bill.