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Wednesday, February 04, 2004


It's just heartbreaking to read about the horrible lives of oppression some people must endure. Take, for example, Tanisha Torres. When she pays her cell phone bill, the folks at Radio Shack put the wrong town's name for her home address. A human being can just take so much of that sort of tyranny, so what's she going to do about it? Sue Radio Shack, of course:
She brought the receipts to attorney Andrew Siben, of Bay Shore, who filed suit this week against the store in State Supreme Court in Riverhead.

Torres' suit claims Radio Shack was negligent and reckless in its operation and maintenance of the store and the receipt system, and in the hiring, supervision and monitoring of employees. It asks for unspecified damages to compensate Torres for being "embarrassed, flustered and shamed" and for suffering emotional distress and mental anguish.
I would like to personally thank Ms. Torres for taking a stand against this unspeakable evil. She's risking grave repercussions, but her victory in this endeavour will be a victory for all mankind.

Just kidding. This pathetic bag of guts is a waste of oxygen, and if this were a just universe, she'd be forced to repay all court costs associated with this madness. Mr. Siben, the attorney that looked at this case and ran with it, would be publicly flogged.



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