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Friday, March 19, 2004


Since all the major strife has been settled in Dixie, Alabama's Legislators are trying to settle in on an Official State Whiskey.
MONTGOMERY, Ala. - Alabama is in a fight over whether to name an official state whiskey, one that has its origins in Alabama's rich history of bootlegging.

The Legislature overwhelmingly passed a resolution declaring Conecuh Ridge Fine Alabama Whiskey as the "official state spirit," but Gov. Bob Riley vetoed the resolution Thursday.

"I'm so disappointed," said Kenny May, founder of Conecuh Ridge.
Look, just drink whatever is condensing out of the radiator of the '87 Honda and be happy you're drunk.

Thankfully, we don't have these kinds of arguments in Texas. If we had to determine who was smuggling the best weed into Texas, we'd have to settle that argument with a shotgun. But. . when it comes to weed smuggling, really, are there any losers?



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