Posted
5/25/2004 08:35:00 PM
by Douglas
It's back! The
Draft!
Pursuant to Sub-Section 8, Paragraph C of Executive Branch Classified Directive #13334-P, dated 1 May 2004, the Armed Forces of the United States stand directed by President George W. Bush to accelerate preparations for compulsory induction of the adult non-homosexual population into active combat duty in the War Against Terror.
I hope my "Averse-to-Deathism" doesn't disqualify me. I do so
love Sean Hannity.