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Monday, July 12, 2004


Having resolved all other calamities that plague mankind, Mothers are now going after the most offensive affront to face our homes: peeing while standing.
Fact: The reality is men can NOT pee standing up without getting as much as a stray drop on the seat or the outside surface of the toilet. Fragmentation of the urine stream causes particles of urine to dissipate. The larger the distance urine has to travel, the bigger the dissipation radius gets.
I had no idea how traumatic this experience was to 50% of the population. But let's say they get there way. They "transform the way the world goes to the bathroom by year 2010?" Then some little boy is on a camping trip and he tries to piss out a campfire by sitting on it?

This stance isn't without merit, but it's obviously got some flaws when it comes to camp fire extinguishing. Not to mention snow writing.



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