Posted
10/04/2004 06:52:00 PM
by Douglas
Caption time!
- Hey look! A penny!
- While Kerry's performance as a center was described as perfunctory, he suddenly realized the guy who had his hands up his ass wasn't the quarterback.
- Nobody move! I lost my contact lens!
- Alright TeRAYsa, I'll assume the position. But the safety word for tonight is ketchup, not catsup.
- With less than one month before the Presidential Election, Senator Kerry decided to pull his head out of his ass.
- Holy crap, Senator, what the hell did you eat?!?
- Do these pants make my butt look big?
OK, enough of that.