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Thursday, October 07, 2004


Gun-nuts looking for love take note. Ladies day at the gun range coming up this Saturday.
The Amarillo Rifle and Pistol Club will sponsor Ladies Day from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday at the club, 7650 N. Western St.

Club member Michelle Lacko, who competed in the June USA Shooting 2004 National Championships at Fort Benning, Ga., will host the free event open to the public, a news release said.
Is a "news release" a way for the Amarillo Rifle and Pistol Club to make the paper without buying an ad? Probably.

And now, simply because I'm a complete idiot, are some gun range pick-up lines:
  • It may be big, but once you get it in your hand and feel the balance, you'll be squeezing off shots like a pro in no time.
  • Pass the lube.
  • It'll punch a hole in the cardboard at 100 yards.
  • Why is yours so much bigger than his?
  • Mine's full-auto.
  • My finger isn't even close to your trigger.
  • Mind if I 'chamber a round?'
  • Nice Glock. Wanna fuck?
Time for that nap now.



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