Posted
11/15/2004 05:49:00 PM
by Douglas
How can you not love this
headline? Where are you ever going to see "Beavers," "Cash," and "Dam" in the same sentence when the story is
not about a robbery of a Nevada titty-bar?
A bag of bills stolen from a casino was snapped up by beavers who wove thousands of dollars in soggy currency into the sticks and brush of their dam on a creek in eastern Louisiana.
"They hadn't torn the bills up. They were still whole," said Maj. Michael Martin of the East Feliciana Parish sheriff's office.
"The casino people were elated" to get the money back, even if some of it was wet, Harrell said.
Also, when are you going to hear about 'casino people' happy about getting back wet cash from a beaver?
Ok, I'm done.