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Thursday, December 16, 2004


We all know what it's like. You have a fight with your significant other, and you just want to get rid of them. But how many of us have this much resolve?
Mexican man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man's body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days.

Police found Gumaro de Dios Arias grilling rotting human flesh for his breakfast, including part of a heart, when they raided a shack he lived in near the Caribbean beach resort of Playa del Carmen, a police chief said on Wednesday.

"He was preparing stews. There was a grill where he was cooking part of the heart and bits he had cut off the body. It was terrible, terrible," said local police chief Martin Estrada, who was among a dozen police who raided the shack.
He was preparing stews? Sounds like he was preparing Stu.
"We found him lying on a folding bed and to one side was the corpse which had been torn apart and which it seems he had been eating for three days," he told Reuters.
What a barbaric tale of depravity. I mean, I know it sounds like the same-old story of homosexual murder and cannibalism, but come on! Doesn't anyone believe in refrigeration anymore? You can't just leave the rest of the carcass, which still has plenty of meat left on it, rotting in the corner of your cardboard hut. Tupperware, people.



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