Posted
1/30/2005 02:32:00 PM
by Douglas
It's that time of year again. The busy "Awards Show" season. Generally, I'm not one to watch, or even be aware of the Grammys, but
this piece is spot on perfect. [Thanks,
Frank!.] A suggestion I particularly liked:
GIVE DYLAN A GRAMMY EVERY YEAR. Worth it just to hear the insanely random magnetic-poetry-style speech. If we recall correctly, a couple of years ago he thanked Woody Guthrie, Allen Ginsberg, his handheld vacuum cleaner, and the letter Q. Priceless.
That's pretty funny, but not as funny as the thought of Sting farting in a ziploc bag. I bet it'd at least go Gold.