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Monday, February 14, 2005


Here's a news flash! No one is watching the grammys.
After two years on an upswing, Grammy ratings sunk to their lowest level since 1995, according to Nielsen Media Research. It may be an ominous sign for the granddaddy of awards shows, the Academy Awards, Feb. 27 on ABC.
To find out why no one watches the grammys, I'd recommend a nice healthy dose of actually watching the grammys. That should explain any unanswered questions the sentient apes in the marketing department might still have.

Even worse? No one is reading this story about how no one is watching the grammys. What if they had an awards show and no one watched? Tune in next year and find out.



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