Posted
2/15/2005 05:03:00 PM
by Douglas
I knew it! There
had to be more to that
"laser pointed at airplane" story than meets the eye. Turns out, it was
gay club goers. Investigators are blaming the latest in a series of airline laser incidents on more gay club-goers. After the captain of an American Airlines jet reported that a laser beam had penetrated his cockpit as the plane prepared to land at Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport, investigators fanned out to gay nightclubs throughout the area.
Look out, gay dudes! You might be the next addition to the "Pole of Evil" (kinda like the "Axis of Evil", but with more lube). You've already taken over
Houston.