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Saturday, February 26, 2005


One sure-fire sign of paranoia is reading news stories and believing that they're talking directly to you. So imagine my surprise when I saw this piece in The Onion.
"Miller has made responsible consumption of alcohol for those of legal drinking age one of our primary advertising messages," Miller representative Daryl Milburn said. "We are concerned, however, that Kevin Helvinski of 21 Post St. has not been paying attention to our friendly magazine ads, TV commercials, and point-of-purchase pamphlets."
I knew this wasn't me because my name's not Kevin, and because he only "drinks three to four nights each week." What a pussy.



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