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Monday, March 28, 2005


Ever wake up hungry? Burger King hopes you do, and they also hope you keep driving past the Carl's Jr. and cruise on in for their Enormous Omelet Sandwich
Burger King began offering two new breakfast sandwiches Monday, including one that packs more calories and fat than a Whopper.

The Enormous Omelet Sandwich carries 730 calories and 47 grams of fat and comes with two eggs, sausage, three strips of bacon and two slices of melted American cheese on a bun. It's heftier than a Whopper hamburger, which weighs in at 700 calories and 42 grams of fat.
I wish I had something as funny or pithy about this as The Simpson's already has, but I don't:
We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it the Good Morning Burger.
Remember, kids, that was satire. This is $2.99, and available on every damn corner of America.



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