Posted 3/31/2005 05:02:00 PM by Douglas

Say you're self employed and you want to give you business some attention. What do you do? How 'bout taking a picture of your nude genitalia and putting it on the hood of your car? What could possibly go wrong with that plan?

The police of Los Angeles have recently had a lot of fun, when they were filling out papers to register a series of car accidents. As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles because of a giant women's pubis, which they could see displayed on the front part of an oncoming car. The LA police started desperately looking for the unfortunate pubis and came upon the tracks of young hairdresser, Nelly Node.

Nelly's passion for arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle. Nelly decided to use such a shameless method to prepare her college course work, in which she analyzed the art of design. The witty student's idea worked for the college professors: she was proudly driving her "pubic beetle" until the police arrested the woman.

Call it a hunch, but I don't think that's the first time the phrase "LA police started desperately looking for the unfortunate pubis". Maybe I'm wrong

Also, I think this is totally made up. But hey, it's still kinda funny.