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Tuesday, May 24, 2005


England truly is the land of the Splendid loos.
Guests enjoyed a champagne reception under Oxford Circus, as a four-piece orchestra played.

The free facilities re-opened on Friday after a two-year £300,000 refit, during which CCTV, damage resistant surfaces and unbreakable lights were fitted.

The toilets also provide full-time attendants and surfaces are graffiti-proof and scratch-proof.

CCTV cameras cover the main floor of the lavatories and the lights, based on prison designs, are unbreakable.
Just what I'm looking for in my high-end pisser: A prison designed unbreakable camera that shows me pissing down my leg and convincing myself in the mirror that life really is worth living.



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