Posted
5/24/2005 05:17:00 PM
by Douglas
England truly is the land of the
Splendid loos.Guests enjoyed a champagne reception under Oxford Circus, as a four-piece orchestra played.
The free facilities re-opened on Friday after a two-year £300,000 refit, during which CCTV, damage resistant surfaces and unbreakable lights were fitted.
The toilets also provide full-time attendants and surfaces are graffiti-proof and scratch-proof.
CCTV cameras cover the main floor of the lavatories and the lights, based on prison designs, are unbreakable.
Just what I'm looking for in my high-end pisser: A prison designed unbreakable camera that shows me pissing down my leg and convincing myself in the mirror that life
really is worth living.