Posted
7/23/2005 04:10:00 PM
by Douglas
There seems to be a lot of speculation about Bush's Supreme Court nominee, but leave it to the unostentatiously attractive
Ann Coulter. If the Senate were in Democrat hands, Roberts would be perfect. But why on earth would Bush waste a nomination on a person who is a complete blank slate when we have a majority in the Senate!
We also have a majority in the House, state legislatures, state governorships, and have won five of the last seven presidential elections — seven of the last 10!
We're the Harlem Globetrotters now — why do we have to play the Washington Generals every week?
Conservatism is sweeping the nation, we have a fully functioning alternative media, we're ticked off and ready to avenge Robert Bork ... and Bush nominates a Rorschach blot.
I really don't have an opinion about John Roberts, but if Ann's pissed off about him, he can't be
all bad. But seriously, how hard does she have to work at being this freakin' crazy?