Posted
7/29/2005 05:36:00 PM
by Douglas
This is a sad headline:About 30,000 cans of beer blocked an Arizona interstate Wednesday after a tractor-trailer flipped.
Not a sad headline:
Thousands of cans of Bud Light spilled on the highway, snarling traffic for hours.
Thousands of Bud Light cans in the ditch? Think of all the time this wreck saved. . . . No, not from traffic being tied up, but from the beer being consumed, and the drivers pulling over to pee on the road sign. This wreck saved
countless hours.