Posted
9/25/2005 04:00:00 PM
by Douglas
Forget inept government, if you really want to blame someone for the storms, why not the
Russian Mafia?"The Soviets boasted of their geoengineering capabilities; these impressive accomplishments must be taken at face value simply because we are observing weather events that simply have never occurred before, never!" Stevens wrote on his Web site. "The evidence of these weapons at work found within the clouds overhead is simply unmistakable. These patterns and odd geometric shapes seen in our skies, each and every day, are clear and present evidence that our weather has been stolen from us, only to be used by those whose designs for humanity are rarely in alignment with that of the common man."
Hell, why not?
Shiny side
out, dude.