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Saturday, September 17, 2005


Tired of having a laptop that's compact, efficient and doesn't tell the rest of the world that you have a tiny penis? Well run right out and get yourself a Hummer Laptop!
Just as tough, reliable, and go anywhere as a HUMMER, this laptop is the perfect addition to your HUMMER lifestyle! Featuring the latest in mobile technology, it's ergonomically styled, and passes the military standard 810F test for operating temperature and vibration. We invite you to explore the rugged sophistication of the HUMMER Laptop...
It's huge, slow, and its 286 processors is so overclocked it requires 220 volts, so you have to plug it into your dryer outlet.



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