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Friday, October 28, 2005


Do you feel daunted by the criminal, moral, and biological problems that arise from consuming human flesh? Yeah, me neither, but if you do, you're in luck. Now you can buy a soy based human flesh substitute to satisfy all your cannibalistic desires.
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-- The Healthy Human Flesh Alternative!
The question that first came to my mind, besides the obvious, overarching, and resounding why is the more subtle how? If it really simulated human flesh, what the hell did they use to compare it to to ensure the alternative is realistic? Did they cook someone as a comparison and set up a blind taste test at the mall?



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