Posted
11/29/2005 05:11:00 PM
by Douglas
As usual, I'm just jealous of that interminable Aggie pride. Apparently, acting like a horse's ass,
literally, is part of their 'rich heritage of tradition.'
A sophomore member of Texas A&M University's Parsons Mounted Cavalry was charged Friday with throwing horse feces onto members of the University of Texas band before the A&M-UT football game.
John Richmond Sullivan, 20, was seen by a University Police Department lieutenant throwing a shovel full of horse feces onto band members at Kyle Field at about 10 a.m. Friday, according to an officer's affidavit.
It had to be a "shovel full" of dung? You can't just throw horse feces on a band member. . . you gotta use a shovel? What a pussy. It takes a big man, preferably a member of the nation's only collegiate military cavalry unit, to throw horse shit on these guys: