Posted
12/07/2005 05:00:00 PM
by Douglas
It's time for Holiday family fun. So why on earth would you need
ten reasons to
drink?- You can tolerate your in-laws
- Beer goggles -- who said the holidays have to be lonely?
- Why eat your calories when you can drink them?
- You give the best gift...alcohol
- New Year's resolutions seem attainable when you're drunk
- You love everyone...and everyone loves you
- Be the funny guy at the party
- Drinking in winter means staying warm...or at least feeling like you are
- You bring spirit to the occasion, literally
- The holidays go by much quicker
That's sorta an un-msnbc story, but I like it. Besides, it's not Christmas-time unless someone is crying.