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Wednesday, December 07, 2005


It's time for Holiday family fun. So why on earth would you need ten reasons to drink?
  • You can tolerate your in-laws
  • Beer goggles -- who said the holidays have to be lonely?
  • Why eat your calories when you can drink them?
  • You give the best gift...alcohol
  • New Year's resolutions seem attainable when you're drunk
  • You love everyone...and everyone loves you
  • Be the funny guy at the party
  • Drinking in winter means staying warm...or at least feeling like you are
  • You bring spirit to the occasion, literally
  • The holidays go by much quicker
That's sorta an un-msnbc story, but I like it. Besides, it's not Christmas-time unless someone is crying.



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