Posted 12/08/2005 05:42:00 PM by Douglas

Why is it that I always seem to get stuck in the plane in front of the screaming kid that can only find solace in kicking the back of my seat? Why can't I ever get on this flight?

Two Playboy playmates found themselves in trouble after apparently getting drunk and unruly on a Frontier Airlines flight out of Denver International Airport last weekend.

CBS4 learned the playmates were arrested when the plane landed in San Antonio, Texas Sunday after the flight from Denver landed. They were apparently so drunk on the plane that they were deemed a danger to themselves and others.

The playmates were Danielle Gamba, 23, and Carrie Minter, 22. Both were taken to jail in San Antonio for more than 5 hours after being arrested.

"There was some yelling and cussing," David Hebert, a spokesman for the San Antonio airport said. "They were charged with public intoxication."

Minter was apparently on her way from Denver to San Antonio for a lingerie show. Gamba, who said she loves to travel, is a former Oakland Raiders Cheerleader.

"At one point he said one of the women made sexual advances toward both the primary officer and the officer who was there for backup," Hebert said.

Dear Penthouse Forum:
I never thought I'd be writing this letter but last December it happened. I'm a pilot for a large national carrier, and one day. . . .

Seriously, are there four sweeter words in the English language besides "Playboy Playmate" and "public intoxication?" Because I can't think of what they are right now.