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Tuesday, January 17, 2006


Hey, ex-astronaut, shut your fucking pie hole!
Astronaut Mike Mullane has flown on the shuttle three times and would go again in a heartbeat, but in a new memoir he called this ship the most dangerous spacecraft humans have ever ridden.
Hey guess what? Your boring job awaits you, writing pithy books no one will read, somewhere below low earth orbit. Still want to complain? Get in line. Get in line of the people that are waiting to fly in the same vehicle that you did.
Further humiliations lay ahead, like the time Mullane tried on a NASA-issued condom -- used for urine collection in weightlessness -- and watched the too-large sheath drop off and fall to the floor.
Tell-all book = tiny penis. A trend perhaps? Maybe all ex-Astronauts don't have the right stuff.



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