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Thursday, January 26, 2006


Reaching for another new low, I'm posting another combination of words I never thought I'd see, well, pretty much ever: Panda Porn.
Because of that, Prasertsak has prepared a DVD of pandas having sexual intercourse to show the couple, hoping the demonstration -- call it panda porn -- will inspire them to make a love connection.
I'm not Panda expert, but does anyone think that maybe the reason they don't mate is that someone's there taking a picture of it? Some animals might have a few reservations about doin' it in front of a camera. Then again, some animals are Paris Hilton. In any case, I sorta feel more guilty about posting it last week for a cheep laugh. Poor Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui. They're just trying to get busy and some smart-ass in Texas is laughing at them.

But why porn? Do they think that these animals are stimulated the same way drunken college kids are? And if so, why not take 'em down to the bar on dollar beer night? The polar bear can drive, the brown bear can show 'em how to dance and who knows, maybe the black bear can score some weed for 'em that's not bamboo.

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