Posted
2/05/2006 06:24:00 PM
by Douglas
A few indications that you're at a bad stuporbowl party:
- The Gouda and Riesling are gone by the middle of the first quarter.
- The host gets so incredibly drunk that he goes into the back yard, pees on his dog, then falls down, opening a gash in both the fence and his forehead.
- The person there that "only watches it for the commercials" finally and deservedly gets kicked in the groin.
- The neighbors call the Sheriff because your mom won't stop screaming "tackle that sum'bitch and break his goddammed legs" at the TV.
- Your mom was screaming at Aaron Neville.
- A Budweiser commercial thanks your party and you specifically for their remarkable first quarter earnings.
- F-16s enforcing the no-fly zone target your back yard hibachi.
No, I'm not going to be tuning in.