Posted
2/13/2006 05:53:00 PM
by Douglas
RUN! It's Dick Cheney, and he's got a gun!
Possibly the worst part of this story (yet I can't find any corroboration of this in the deluge of news stories about the event) is that this hunting party was shooting from the front bumper of a slow moving pickup, but only after the seeder truck drove through an hour before baiting the quail out for a snack.
Because it takes a real sportsman to shoot a hungry animal looking for food. Almost as easy as shooting a fat guy at the Golden Coral. Now there's a thought. . . .
Oh yeah, and the other bad part of this story? Lawyer season in Texas isn't for three more weeks.
Also, I can't help but think that Ted Kennedy's 1967 Oldsmobile Delmont 88 is sitting in a junk yard laughing its ass off. "I didn't do nuthin' this time, bitches, I don't even have a trigger!"
Aaron Burr called. . he wants his real scandal back.