Posted 3/04/2006 03:23:00 PM by Douglas

Have you ever made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and cut off the crusts? Then you're a damned thief and Smucker's will end up with your children's inheritance.

The method comprising: placing a first slice of bread on a platen; forming a mass of a first food spread onto the central portion of the first slice of bread in a position spaced inwardly from a marginal area where the mass is formed with an inner lower layer with an outer rim extending upwardly from the lower layer to define a closed pocket or receptacle recess in the mass; placing a second food spread in the receptacle recess; closing the receptacle recess with a layer of the first food spread generally coextensive with the mass and supported on the outer rim of the mass to encapsulate the second food spread into a center composite food layer; placing a second slice of bread over the first slice to cover the center composite food layer; cutting the bread slices in unison in a cut pattern to remove the crusts of the slices

Is there anything in the world that lawyers can't suck the joy out of?