Posted
3/21/2006 05:00:00 PM
by Douglas
To Bill Brasky!!- He sweats Gatorade
- They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Brasky talk in his sleep.
- He date raped David Bowie
- He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
- He has dandruff the size of mice!
- We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart.
- Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong.
- Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that.
- If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'
- The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men.
I have no idea why I'm laughing at this today.