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Tuesday, March 21, 2006


To Bill Brasky!!
  • He sweats Gatorade
  • They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Brasky talk in his sleep.
  • He date raped David Bowie
  • He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.
  • He has dandruff the size of mice!
  • We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
  • Brasky once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart.
  • Brasky's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong.
  • Brasky named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that.
  • If you drop a phonograph needle on Brasky's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' 'Pet Sounds.'
  • The character of Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky - except for the apple tree planting and not raping men.
I have no idea why I'm laughing at this today.



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