Posted
4/24/2006 05:34:00 PM
by Douglas
Why I read the Amarillo Globe-News. Headlines like this:
Truck rollover kills Earth man
. . . and. . .
Turkey victim of oversight
It's not the paper's fault that there are some strangely named towns around Amarillo (let's not forget about the
Happy superintendent charged with assault) but there's just something odd about being from a place called Earth. If you went on to win the Nobel Prize, the headline would
still read, "Earth Man Wins Nobel Prize." That's just nutty.