Posted
8/10/2006 05:50:00 PM
by Douglas
Why penguins don't march in
Texas:Twenty-one penguins were rescued on a hot east Texas highway Tuesday after a truck carrying the wildlife to a temporary home south of Houston overturned, said a state trooper.
Four penguins and some exotic fish were killed in the accident, including three penguins that were hit by passing motorists, said Texas Department of Public Safety Trooper Richard Buchanan.
"The rest of the penguins kind of stayed together in the ditch," he said.
Stickin' together is what good penguins do. More
here. Too tired to effectively make fun of this. Opus, you have the floor: