Posted
12/07/2006 05:45:00 PM
by Douglas
Cricketer, commentator, politician, and then convicted of manslaughter.
Navjot Singh Sidhu has some great
one-liners.- Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
- The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.
- In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left.
- A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.
- Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
- You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
- Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing suicide!
- I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination.
- Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!
Ha! Some of them are pretty good, even if they sound familiar.