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Friday, December 15, 2006


Just what the world needs. Assholic drivers that can't decide what they want to do more: Be a bad parent or be a bad driver. Now, they don't have to chose.
Would Mustang Sally drive a station wagon? Maybe she'll get the chance.

The next generation of the Ford Mustang could include some previously unthinkable variants including a four-door sedan and a station wagon, according to a report in the magazine AutoWeek.

"To a Mustang purist, this is blasphemy," said Bob Gritzinger, AutoWeek's senior editor for news.
Ok, so maybe not:
Ford Motor Company released a statement today calling reports that the company would make four-door variants of its Mustang sports car "not true."

"The Mustang is an icon and will continue in its current form: a unique two-door, rear-wheel drive, 2+2 performance car," the statement says.

The term "2+2" refers to a car, like the Mustang, with small back seats.
When asked why Ford wasn't pursing such options, high ranking officials were quoted as saying "because we thought it'd sell, and we're dedicated to driving the company into the ground."

So I made up that last part, but seriously, why the outrage? Those idiots put a 4-banger in the Mustang in the 70s and early 80s. Honest to got FOUR CYLINDER. There's nothing they can't fuck up.



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