Posted
1/16/2007 05:57:00 PM
by Douglas
Chances are, you're not very bright, and neither is your
kid, I don't care what his report card says.
Today's simple truth: Half of all children are below average in intelligence. We do not live in Lake Wobegon.
It may vary due to sample size, but the very definition of
"intelligence quotient" means that not everyone can be "above average." And who the hell wants to be, anyway? Someone has to be left to buy lottery tickets and extended warranties.