Posted
4/30/2007 05:33:00 PM
by Douglas
Been playing around today with some of the blogger tags. Had they been around when I started, I could find all my rants about ethanol as a fuel or hydrogen powered cars with one click, and boy howdy, what a boon to society
that would be. But today I realized I needed another tag: Panda love.
Yeah, I've got a few panda posts in there, but it was
today's news that got my attention.
After Thailand's most popular animal couple failed to mate, zoo officials are gearing up for plan B -- a DVD they hope will get Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui in the mood for love, CNN's Narunart Prapanya reported
Just where does one get a DVD of Panda porn? Do Panda video stores have a "back room" of DVDs for mommy Pandas and daddy Pandas? I'm gonna have renew my NetFlix subscription and see if they have one.
Since I can't claim the moral high ground in claiming I've
never posted pictures of Pandas doin' it, here's another picture of some other Pandas doin' it.
I feel a little bad for exploiting them like this. . . .
Wait! The porn didn't do the trick.
Thai zoo keepers artificially inseminated a female panda on Monday after her male partner failed to perform despite video 'panda porn' aimed at teaching him how to impregnate her, officials said.
Chuang Chuang, the male at Chiang Mai Zoo, 700 km (435 miles) north of Bangkok, would rather play than mate and Lin Hui had to be inseminated artificially because her annual three-day fertile period was due to end on Tuesday.
Too bad about that porn thing. I wonder if the Pandas were more into Lemur porn? Lemurs will freakin' do
anything.Labels: animals doin' it, panda