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Wednesday, April 11, 2007


Just when you thought this story couldn't get any more weird.
Former NASA astronaut Lisa Nowak possessed nearly $600 in U.S. cash, $80 worth of British currency and sexually explicit images when she was arrested here in February for allegedly trying to kidnap her rival in a romantic triangle, according to documents released Tuesday.

Nowak also carried "four brown paper towels with 69 orange pills," according to new documents released Tuesday. The pills were submitted to a lab for chemical analysis, but results were not included in the documents.
I'm going to do my very best to channel my inner Slim Pickins: "Road trip survival kit checklist: We've got a length of rubber hose, some diapers, a BB gun, a knife, pepper spray, a wig, a trenchcoat, some plastic trash bags, $600 in cash, some bondage pictures and a bag of pills."

No word yet on whether they were pep pills, tranquilizer pills, vitamin pills or sleeping pills.

Hell, a guy could have a pretty good time in Dallas Vegas Orlando with all that stuff!



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