enthalpy

Saturday, April 07, 2007


What word doesn't belong in this statement:
Blind hunter Stanley McGowen has relied on two things to help him "see" the turkeys and deer he stalks — the eyesight of his longtime hunting partner and a scope that allows his friend to help him aim.

Now, a piece of legislation has 59-year-old McGowen excited about the prospect of "seeing" his prey better.
Blind hunters. Great, this is going to end well. Ya know, I'm never going to be President, win an Olympic medal, nor be on the cover of a magazine. The hand life has dealt me comes with certain limitations, and for the most part, I've accepted them. That's why you'll never see me on American Idol. But I think that if I lost the use of my eyes, I'd do the rest of the world a favor and stop going out in public shooting things. This really makes those little orange vests and Elmer Fudd hats seem just that much more pointless.



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